Word to the wise...

...from the unwise. Do not eat two little squares of a Hershey's bar, even if it is 9 HOURS BEFORE your glucose test.

Because those teeny tiny pieces of chocolate are not worth it, they will not be out of your system, and they will cause you to fail said glucose test. BY ONE POINT.

And then, you will have to go back and retake the damn thing. But the second time is even better because instead of just drawing your blood after one hour, they get to draw it every hour for THREE HOURS. During which time you cannot eat or drink anything (after not being able to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before). All you can do is sit in the waiting room, judging others and hating yourself.

Well, that's what I'll be doing at least. Because that's what I do when I'm in a bad mood; I judge.

Don't judge me.